DON'T BE SCARED TO GET OLD, thank you dear God,for all your blessings.

So,as I say,ladies and gentlemen, DON'T BE SCARED TO GET OLDER! It is, a blessing from God, thank you dear God,and please give me, more,many more years to live,me and my loved ones. I DON'T BELIEVE IN PLASTIC SURGERY! I NEVER GONNA HAVE ONE! NO WAY! So let's see,for the people,who do it,the face gonna be like 30 years old, and the rear end,is like 80 years old.,so the face, gonna say to the rear end: " Hey baby, let's go out tonight,and have some fun,let's meet,some nice young man,and have a good time." The rear end,gonna respond back:" No way! don't you see? I'm old and frail,and,I'm very tired,I don't wanna go nowhere,just stay home,and relax"... "Relax?" "What do you mean? Why you,are, so lazy,I wanna dance,have some drinks,and meet a nice young man,and have fun... The rear end responded:" Shame on you!" You don't respect your elders? Don't you see,I'm 80 years old,I cannot wear high-heels,and tight-dresses,so I can't breathe, in them,just to look good,for a young moron..." No way! Hey, we are one body,I'm the beautiful 30 years old girl,and you're the nasty,old,rear end,complaining woman,so STOP IT! and LET'S GO OUT! I SAY NO! the rear end responded. So the face and the rear end,I hear,just Broke off... 75 years old grandma 2/14/26