Comedy Stand up, from 75 years old grandma 6/3/25

 Comedy Hour with Georgeta, a 75-year-old grandma!
I came to the U.S. over 45 years ago, and my English... well, it gave people a lot to laugh about. Here's one of my favorite true stories — about how I confused ID with IUD and asked for jobs the wrong way 😄. Hope it makes you smile!

When I come in this country, 45 years ago, I don't speak too much english, so the words, ID and IUD, was same think, for me.,so when I was looking for a job in New York, I used to ask.  " Do you like to see my IUD? " , instead of ID.

The people was lauphing,and they say: " NO, NO, 

Later one,when I get hired,in  some restaurant,the manager,tell me what is the difference between ID and IUD, and tell me to remember, only 2 Letters,  ID

2. I have a german shepherd, he hang around with an american dog, to get his greencard.

3.Few years ago, I watch in " 60 Minutes" Tv show,they can transplant from Pigs to Humans, a Heart, Liver, so humans can live a longer life.

OH NO! 

What's gonna happen now?  Those humans, gonna act like pigs?

4.My mother law,  OH Boy...          she always wanted to be a big movie star, so she just get a leading part in "America's most wanted" tv show...

5.My ex, tell me, he wanted to became a Woman,doesn't like to be a man anymore.

OH NO!

What I'm gonna tell my child? He has 2 Moms now?

6.I get fired everywhere,so now, I don't have to worry about that anymore,because I just get a job in a morgue,as a Hostess.

_Hi fox, party for one,or party for 2? , Smoking or nonsmoking?

7.They say in the news,is almost here already, Robots ,gonna deliver food,to your house,but your dog,gonna chase the Robot away...,Watch out doggie,that Robot knows Karate...

75 years old grandma

 6/3/2025